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Swansea Special - God Save the Queen

God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen.

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BracaDeldo

I'm just mad 'bout Simone
Simone's mad about me
I'm just mad 'bout Simone
He's just mad about me
They call him Bracallelo
(Quite rightly)
They call him Bracallelo
(Quite rightly)
They call him Bracallelo
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Electrical banana
Is gonna be a sudden craze
Electrical banana
Is bound to be the very next phase
They call him Devin Del Do
(Quite rightly)
They call him Devin Del Do
(Quite rightly)
They call him Devin Del Do

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Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You

Oh Cristiano, you are the love of my life
Oh Cristiano, your tackles cut like a knife
Oh Cristiano, ooo that sexy accent

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Captain Kyle Altman

Captain Kyle Atlman
Kyle Altman Oh oh-oh-oh
Kyle Altman Baby
Kyle Altman Oh oh-oh-oh

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Goals

Tune: Beastie Boys - Girls

Goals
All we really want is Goals
And in the morning its Goals
And in the evening its Goals
Two at a time we want Goals
It's time to whip out our Goals

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I Wanna Be NSC

Tune: Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK

I am, an NSC Fan
I am, a Minnesotan
I know what I want and I know how to get it
I wanna drink beer, and eat hot nuts
Cuz I wanna be NSC
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I am, an NSC Fan
I am, a Minnesotan
I know what I want and I know how to get it
I wanna destroy Fort Lauderdale
Cuz I wanna be NSC

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Lass from Overseas

Tune: Beatles - Yellow Submarine

In the town
Where I was born
Came a lass
From overseas.
Now she lives in Minnesota,
And her name is Nessie
We believe in a Scottish Lake Monster,
a Scottish Lake Monster,
a Scottish Lake Monster
We believe in a Scottish Lake Monster,
a Scottish Lake Monster,
a Scottish Lake Monster

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The Hamm's Song

From the land of sky blue waters,
From the land of pines--lofty balsams,
Comes a club united,
Loons: the club united!
Forged where nature works her wonders,
Out of many clubs, together
Loons, the club united!
Loons, the club united!

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Nuts of a Warrior


Tune: Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take it

We've got nuts of a warrior,
YEAH! Nuts of a warrior!
We've got nuts of a warrior
and you don't!

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Dethloon

Tune: The Beatles - Hey Jude

Dethloon, don't make it bad.
Take a sad team & you will beat them.
Remember when-we won cup,
& filled it up & drank all the Surly.
Well don't you know to score goal,
just play it cool,
And pass the ball to Pablo Campos
And any time you feel the pain, Dethloon, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.
naaa naaa na
NANANA NAaaaa
NANANA NAaaaa
Dethloon!

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The Guns of Lagos

Tune: The Clash - Guns of Brixton

When Loons break down your door
then you're gonna fall.
You'll give up a hatrick
and we'll be walkin' tall.

You see, we feel like Manny
Born in Minnesota
He is pretty handy
at winning us the cup.

You can crush us
You can bruise us
But you'll have to answer to
Oh, Guns of Lagos

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Better and Better Every Day

Tune: Tenders - from Norway

Better and better every day
Better and better every day
Our hearts will all start spinning
Minnesota Stars will always be winning
Fight! Hey! Run! Hey! Play and give your best The road to great success!
Ahh-ahhh-ahh-ahhhhh
It's going better and better every day

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High & Wide

High & wide
High & wide
You're always shooting high & wide
High & wide
High & wide
You're always shooting high & wide

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Blue Loon

Tune: Elvis Presley - Blue Moon

Blue Loon, you saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own
Blue Loon, you knew just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for someone I really could care for

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Looney Tunes Theme

Tune: Porky Pig - Looney Tunes Theme

Hey, MINNESOTA!
Hey, MINNESOTA!
Hey, MINNESOTA!
Are you loony too?

(Looney Tunes Theme)
Are you loony?
Yes I'm loony!
Are you loony?
Happy to be!

Are you loony?
Yes I'm loony!
Are you loony too?

(Looney Tunes Theme)

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I Just Can't Get You Out of My Head

Tune: Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out Of My Head
(The first time, we sing very slowly until you
hit the La-la-la. Then every other time is fast)

I just can't get you out of my head,
Loons your goals are all I think about.
I just can't get you out of my head,
Loons your goals are all I think about.
La-la-la la-la-la-la-la x4

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United Born

I'm United born,
I'm United bred,
And when I die,
I'm United dead. X2

Minnesoooota!
Minnesoooota!

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Berserker

Tune: From the movie 'Clerks'

My love for you is like Hot Nuts! BERSERKER!
Do you like our handmade clock! BERSERKER!
Minnesota win the game! BERSERKER!
If you don't that is a shame! BERSERKER!

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At Crappy Old Lockhart

Tune: The Weavers - On Top of Old Smokey

At crappy old Lockhart
we won the cup.
We filled it with Surly
and drank it up.
And if there's no Surly
what will we do then?
We'll get to the finals
and win it again.

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Beatin' Your Defenders

Tune: Workin' on the Railroad

We've been beatin' your defenders
All the live long day
We've been scorin' on your keeper
Just to pass the time away
Hey, can you see the scoreboard
We scored __ goals today
Hey, can't you play some defense,
You're getting blown away
You are getting blown
You are getting blown
You are getting blown a-way-ay-ay (repeat)

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Oompa Loompa

Oompa Loompa doompity doo
Your best player is 5 feet 2
Oompa Loompa doompity dee
All your fans are in AARP

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Dirty Old Town

Tune: The Pogues

I met my love in old Saint Paul
Dreamed a dream that we'd win it all
The Thunder have, and the Stars soon will
Minnesota, Minnesota
We'll stand and sing for the blue and gold
Star of the north, shining true and bright
Know in our hearts that we'll win tonight
Minnesota, Minnesota

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Wonderwall

Tune: Oasis

Today, is gonna be the day, they're gonna throw it back to you
By now, you should've somehow, realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody, feels the way I do, about you now

Backbeat, the word is on the street, that the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure, you've heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody, feels the way I do, about you now

And all the roads we walk along are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I, would like to say to you, but I don't know how

Because maybe, you're gonna be the one who saves me
And after all, you're my wonderwall

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Happy Together

Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night, it's only right
To think about the girl you love and hold her tight
So happy together

If I should call you up, invest a dime
And you say you belong to me and ease my mind
Imagine how the world could be, so very fine
So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life

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United

Tune: Judas Priest

United, United, United we stand
United we never shall fall
United, United, United we stand
United we stand one and all

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I Think We Are Owned Now

Tune: Tiffany I Think We're Alone Now

I think we are owned now
McGuire bought our team and
he's from our town
I think we are owned now
The cheering for the Stars is
The only sound

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Minnesota United March

Tune: Mickey Mouse Club

Who's the greatest football club
that's made for you and me?
Minnesota U-N-I-T-E-D-F-C
we play fair , we work hard
and we're in harmony
Minnesota U-N-I-T-E-D-F-C
U-nite-d.. U-nite-d..
forever we will hold our banner
high! high! high! high!
come along, sing a song and join the jamboree
Minnesota U-N-I-T-E-D-F-C
Hey there! Hi there! Ho there!
you're as welcome as can be
Minnesota U-N-I-T-E-D-F-C

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Rattlin Bog

Oh ho the rattlin' bog
The bog down in the valley-oh
Oh ho the rattlin' bog
The bog down in the valley-oh
Now, in this bog,
There was a team,
A rare team,
A rattlin' team,
The team in the bog,
And the bog down in the valley-oh!
[Chorus]
Now, on this team,
There was a kit,
A rare kit,
A rattlin' kit,
The kit on the team,
And the team in the bog,
And the bog down in the valley-oh!
[Chorus]
Now, on this kit,
There was a crest,
A rare crest,
A rattlin' crest,
The crest on the kit,
And the kit on the team,
And the team in the bog,
And the bog down in the valley-oh!
[Chorus]
On this crest,
There was a loon,
A rare loon,
A rattlin' loon,
The loon on the crest
And the crest on the kit,
And the kit on the team,
And the team in the bog,
And the bog down in the valley-oh!
[Chorus]
On this loon,
There was an eye,
A rare eye,
A rattlin' eye,
The eye on the loon,
And the loon on the crest,
And the crest on the kit,
And the kit on the team,
And the team in the bog,
And the bog down in the valley-oh!
[Chorus]
In the eye,
There was a red,
A rare red,
A rattlin' red,
The red in the eye,
And the eye on the loon,
And the loon on the crest,
And the crest on the kit,
And the kit on the team,
And the team in the bog,
And the bog down in the valley-oh!
[Chorus]

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Score United

Score United score
no matter what we'll love you after all
score United score
make the goals, so we can cheer for more

we'll be there for you in the. Sun. And rain- games
bundle up And sing for you on. Cold- days

Score United score
the name itself brings pride to us AlllL

Minnesota United
Foot.ball.club!
score United score

score United score
no matter what we'll love you after all
score United score
make the goals, so we can cheer for more

we'll be there for you in the. Sun. And rain- games
bundle up And sing for you on. Cold- days

Score United score
the name itself brings pride to us All

Minnesota United
Foot.ball.club!
score United
Score united
Score united score
Yaa-ufftaa

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United! Come on You Loons!

Call: UNITED!
Response: UNITED!
x2

Call: Come on you Loons!
Response: Come on you Loons!
x2

Call: Minnesota Black and Blue!
Response: Minnesota Black and Blue!
x2

*Sing Yankee Doodle*

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When The Loons Go Marching In!

Oh when the Loons go marching in!
I wanna be in that number!
Oh when the Loons go marching in!

Call: Oh when the Loons!
Response: Oh when the Loons!
Call: Go Marching in!
Response: Go Marching in!
Oh when the Loons go marching in!
I wanna be in that number!
Oh when the Loons go marching in!
Oh when the Loons go marching in!
I wanna be in that number!
Oh when the Loons go marching in!

Call: Oh when the Loons!
Response: Oh when the Loons!
Call: Go Marching in!
Response: Go Marching in!
Oh when the Loons go marching in!
I wanna be in that number!
Oh when the Loons go marching in!

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I Wanna Be Venegas!

Tune: The Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated

Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours to go,
I wanna be Vengas!
Nothin' to do, no where to go, oh,
I wanna be Venegas!

Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh

Pa pa pah-pa Pa pa pah-pa
I WANNA BE VENEGAS!

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Miguel Ibarra

Tune: Queen - We Are the Champions

Meeeeeee-guel Ibarra’s my friend
And he’ll keep on fighting till the end!
Meeeeeee-guel Ibarra
Meeeeeee-guel Ibarra
No time for losers
He’s Miguel Ibarra
Of The Loons!

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L-A-G-O-S

Tune: Bingo Song

Minnesota has a coach
and Manny is his Name-O
L-A-G-O-S
L-A-G-O-S
L-A-G-O-S
We’re Going to take the Cup back!

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Addams Family

Tune: The Addams Family

do do do
(snap snap)
do do do
(snap snap)
do do do, do do do, do do do
(snap snap)
Your uncle is your brother
Your sister is your mother
You’re sleeping with each other
The Charleston Battery!
(Substitute “In Fort Lauderdale”, “the Atlanta Silverbacks”)

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Matt Van Oekel

Tune: Rolling Stones - Satisfaction

You can’t get no satisfaction,
You can’t get no goal-mouth action,
cause you try and you try and you try and you try
Matt Van Oekel! da da da!
Matt Van Oekel! da da da!

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Glory Glory Minnesota!

Glory Glory Minnesota!
Glory Glory Minnesota!
Glory Glory Minnesota!
The Loons go marching ON! ON! ON!

Minnesota is the greatest team that you have ever seen!
Minnesota is the greatest team that you have ever seen!
Minnesota is the greatest team that you have ever seen!
The Loons go marching ON! ON! ON!

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Kallman Maybe

Tune: Call Me Maybe

Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
14's your number,
SO KALLMAN MAYBE!

It's hard to dribble past you baby
14's your number,
SO KALLMAN MAYBE!

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Can We Play You Every Week

Tune: London Bridge is Falling Down

Can we play you every week?!
Every Week!
Every Week!
Can we play you every week,
Fort Lauderdale Strikers! - [Replace with any team name]

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You Came A Long Way To Lose

Tune: He's got the whole world in his hands

Verse 1:
You came a long way just to lose x 4

Verse 2:
You came a long way to play like crap x 4

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Hurrah! Hurrah!

Tune: When Johnny Comes Marching Home

The Loons come marching home again!
Hurrah! Hurrah!
x2
The Loons come marching home again,
IT'S TIME FOR US TO SING FOR THEM!
MINN-NEH-SOH-TAH
Hurrah! Hurrah!

The Loons will win the cup again!
Hurrah! Hurrah!
x2
The Loons will win the cup again!
WE'LL USE THE IRON SKILLETS TILL THEN!
MINN-NEH-SOH-TAH
Hurrah! Hurrah!

Do you know what a Railhawk is?
Noooo! Noooo!
x2
Do you know what a Railhawk is?
WE PREFER LUTEFISK!
MINN-NEH-SOH-TAH
Hurrah! Hurrah!

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Pitch-KOLAN

Tune: Queen - Flash Gordon

Pitch-KOLAN! Savior of the universe!
Pitch-KOLAN! He'll save every one of us!
Pitch-KOLAN! He's a miracle!
Pitch-KOLAN! King of the impossible!

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Dirty Old Town

I met my love, in old Saint Paul
Dreamed a dream, that we'd win it all
The Thunder did, and the Loons soon shall
Minnesota, Minnesota

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Sing Loud. Sing Often.

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Sing Loud. Sing Often.

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Sing Loud. Sing Often.